The fairly untrue "truth" of Rusty
Name : Rusty Blue Beaver |
One small step for man one... beaver?
On July 29th,1969, Neil Armstrong is given the title of 1st “Man” on the Moon. Why the quotations you ask? Well, it has to do with a Beaver by the name of Rusty from Collingwood, Ontario, Canada. “I was soaking up some lunar rays on my vacation to the moon and enjoying a nice, cold glass of Canadian tradition when, all of a sudden, some crazy metal sled lands right in front of me, shaking the ground beneath my tail and spilling my delicious beverage all over the bright white moon sand. I ran over to see what was wrong and a guy introduced himself to me - He said his name was Neil and he was from Earth. I then asked him if he knew Ian from Rusty’s... and he just looked at me with a blank stare... way to make this introduction awkward, Neil”