The fairly untrue "truth" of Rusty
Name : Rusty Blue Beaver |
Trojan Beaver
One of the greatest and creative stratagems of all time is that of the Trojan Horse. After a fruitless 10 year Siege by the Greeks on the city of Troy, Odysseys* ordered his most trusted military carpenter and blacksmith, Rusty Blutimus Beaverus, to construct the “monument of all monuments” as a ploy get into the city. The original Concept was that of a Beaver, a subtle, unsuspecting creature that could subconsciously trick the Trojans with its harmless appearance and witty demeanor. This master plan was then shut down by the conceded Odysseys, as it had the potential to damage his reputation among his fans (The Ladies... or men... it was ancient Greece) and he ordered a secondary construction to be a monument of a horse. Although this plan worked, its is one of very few incidences when brawn actually prevailed over brains.
*In 1920, Odysseys Launched yet another spear into Rusty’s Back, by putting his prophylactic company out of business. It was said that the media perceived helmets to be a safer depository than a Beaver.